September 2006

Jon Miller Wows Hall of Fame Audience

Hof_2  COOPERSTOWN, NY:  In April, the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum began a six-part 2006 broadcasting series, "Baseball Confidential:  Voices of The Game," to be aired nationally on XM Satellite Radio.

I would gladly have attended as a spectator.  Instead, I host each interview session with a famed baseball broadcaster.  The first guests were Billy Sample, Ernie Harwell, Bob Wolff, and Ken Harrelson.  This week (Saturday, September 16) baseball’s outside-of-Vin Scully Eden came came, spoke, and conquered.

"What I like is the company of baseball," said ESPN Television’s and San Francisco Jon_miller_12 Giants’ announcer Jon Miller.  "You enjoy and care about it."  Another series full house jammed the Hall’s Bullpen Theater to enjoy Miller’s company in English, Spanish, and Japanese.

For an hour the big leagues’ radio/TV prosopopeia showed why Baseball Time is Miller Time.  For example: 

Leading Off

1) Circa 1961:  Hayward, a town near San Francisco.  Jon told the "Voices" audience how pals rode the surf.  In his bedroom, Miller, 9, played the board game Baseball Stratomatic, denoting his future in a way that seems ordained.  He mimed the public address Voice, organist ("dum-dum-dum," in key), crowd (blowing, like wind), and home team’s Russ Hodges or Scully from Chavez Ravine.  "Friends’d say, ‘Let’s hit the wave.’  I’d say, ‘I got a big series coming up — first place for grabs.’"

2)  All of us recall our first bigs game.  Jon’s was in 1962 at Candlestick Park.  Los Angeles outhit the home team, 15-12, but lost, 19-8!  Billy O’Dell threw a complete game.  Three Giants homered.  Attendance was 32,189.  "Other than that I don’t remember a thing."  Jon, dad, and their transistor sat in Section 19, upper deck, behind first base.  "I looked down at the booth with binoculars, like being backstage.  I heard and saw what Russ and Lon [Simmons] were saying."  Ambition, meet adolescence.  Jon wanted radio.

3)  In 1972, the College of San Mateo student, becoming Santa Rosa TV sports director, noted the NHL California Golden Seals being treated like caster oil.  Owner Charlie Finley OKd his offer to televise odd games.  "You sound like you’ve done this for years," a producer said until Miller accidentally began puck with f.  "In baseball, you call a ball fall and nobody notices," Jon said,
thereafter calling the puck it.

Batting Cleanup

4) In 1974, Miller, 22, joined the Oakland A’s, visiting Baltimore than April.  "I’d grown up on Chuck Thompson doing CBS football.  Now I’m amazed:  He’s doing the Orioles."  That fall another hero did the Series.  "I say, ‘A curve, 2-1.’  Vinnie’s much more elegant.  ‘It’s on the way, currrve loow.’"  Laughing, he mimicked Scully.  "Two-and-one, and it’s interesting to note that as Moliere said in 17th-Century Paris.’  Whoever heard of baseball in the 17th Century?  Yet people go bonkers about Vinnie quoting Moliere!"

5)  Jon joined the Rangers, Red Sox, then 1983 Orioles.  In 1989, ESPN TV inked a four-year, $400 million pact.  "Sunday Night Baseball" began April 15, 1990.  Next year Miller won the cable ACE play-by-play Award.  "I am incredibly honored [to be in] with this room full of talented people," he said at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.  "What am I?  I go to games and my best lines are, ‘low, ball one,’ or probably the line I’m most proud of — ‘line drive, foul.’"  Baseball already burlesqued a Hessian chorus line.  "Don’t talk money," Jon demurred:  "I’m an artiste, you know." 

6)  In 1996, Miller won another ACE.  Back in Baltimore, he was happy in his adopted burg. New O’s owner Peter Angelos barely noticed:  "Jon should bleed more orange-and-black."  As Miller told the "Voices" crowd, his contract expired in late 1996.  Phoned by agent Ron Shapiro, Angelos declined to phone back.  Shapiro kept calling.  Peter was busy.  Ron set a deadline.  It came, and went.  Angelos is a trial lawyer.  Axing Jon, he should have sued himself.

7)  1997:  Washington’s National Press Club.  A guest asks if the Voice should be a fan or a reporter.  "I think the announcer should be an advocate for the team," Miller twinkled.  "I think the announcer should bleed the colors of the team.  I have seen the light.  Hallelujah!"  The crowd roared.  That year CBS Radio lost baseball.  Next season ESPN Radio gave Miller the All-Star Game, L.C.S., and Series.

Big Jon Goes Deep 

8)  In 1998, ESPN TV’s largest-ever bigs audience (9.5 Nielsen rating) watched Mark McGwire’s homer 61.  "In Bristol [Connecticut's ESPN]," said a friend, "Jon means the game."  He especially does in San Francisco, joining the ‘Jints in 1997.  He called Barry Bonds’ No. 71, the Red Sox’ Promised Land, and White Sox’ first post-World War I title.  "For a baseball fan," said Miller, "doing network and local is the best of all worlds."

9)  Before Jon’s "Voices" show, shrine official John O’Dell gave Miller, my family, and Hall aides and friends a basement tour of private artifacts.  "It’s the catacombs of the Vatican!" Jon said, evoking your first visit to a park — fielder crouched,  batter cocked, and pitcher draped against the stands — above all, surety that there was no place on earth that you would rather be.

The tour’s Everest was a special Ted Williams model bat.  In 1951, Satchel Paige fanned No. 9.  Enraged, The Kid pounded his bat in the dugout, breaking it.  Next day Ted dated the bat, asked Paige to sign, then donated it to the Hall.  "What a story!" Miller said on "Sunday Night"’s Yankees-Red Sox.  "Ted wanted so to do well against Satchel Paige.  Even then, Williams knew all about him," how Paige buoyed the Negro Leagues, how he deserved to enter Cooperstown.

At the Hall, Jon held the bat, modeled Ted’s uniform, and asked my son who played for the Yanks and Sox.  "Babe Ruth," said Travis, priorities straight at 6.  On air, Jon wore white gloves required to touch the Hall’s treasure.  "It’s sacred stuff.  Why not?"

"A fabulous place," said partner Joe Morgan of Cooperstown.

"A great time," Jon added.  Like the sport’s Valhalla, Miller is a brew that never goes flat.

Jim Kaat Retirement Baseballs Loss

Jim_kaat_2 Let us not bury but praise baseball lifers.  Jimmie Reese bridged John McGraw and John McNamara.  Cap Ripken, Jr. was born into and breathes the game.  Envision Tom Lasorda without a Dodgers uniform.  You can’t.  "You love baseball more than me," says Mrs. Lasorda.  Tom:  "Yes, but I love you more than basketball or football."

Voices can be lifers, too.  Joe Garagiola spanned Yogi Berra to Yogi Berra.  Boys Club catcher Bob Uecker’s .200 average made Cooperstown.  This Friday, Sept. 15, the Yankees’ Jim Kaat, 67, called his last game of a quarter-century of radio/television.  "It’s time to retire," he says.  "I’ll still follow ball like I did when i was growing up" in Zeeland, Michigan, 150 miles northeast of Wrigley Field.

"I’d listen to the Cubs’ Bert Wilson and Jack Brickhouse," Kaat said of the early 1950s, "the Tigers’ Harry Heilmann."  Each Sunday he tuned the family Zenith to WCFL Chicago.  "Bob Elson would do a doubleheader, and I’d be eating popcorn." The Old Commander transfixed — his name, and sound.

Ultimately, Jim became a pitcher, pitching coach, and broadcaster, saying, ‘I don’t think I’ve ever cashed a non-baseball check."  Kitty was born in 1938.  In 1956, signed by Washington, he began using nine lives.

From D.C. to Peggy Lee

Kaat made the major leagues at 21.  In 1961, the Senators of the Nation’s Capital since 1892  became the Minnesota Twins.  Jim pitched through 1983 — the last Nat to dot the majors.  "I’ll never be considered one of the all-time greats, maybe not even one of the all-time goods.  But I’m one of the all-time survivors."

Jim won 283 games.  "Great control and curve," said teammate Harmon Killebrew.  "Knew how to play the game."  He hit 16 dingers, had a pitching high 134 sacrifice hits, and was a palatine on the mound.  "No one noticed my fielding until a bouncer knocked out six of my teeth."  Kaat smothered bunts, covered first base like jam, and wore 14 straight Gold Gloves.

He pitched like being double-parked:  to Killebrew, "kept you on your toes."  In1965, Kitty clinched the Twins’ first flag, beat Sandy Koufax in the Series, but lost twice to Mr. K, including Game Seven.  "Next time," Kaat laughed, "I think I’ll pitch against a mortal."

In 1966, Koufax had 27 victories, 317 Ks, and a 1.73 ERA.  Baseball then awarded one Cy Young award.  "Maybe my best year," said Sandy, "and it had to be, to beat Kaat [A.L.-high 25 victories and career-low 2.75 ERA]."  In 1972, Jim started 10-2 but broke a wrist sliding.  Next year he slid to Comiskey Park.

White Sox mate **** Allen loved taters, horse racing, and Kitty’s two-hour games.  "You pitching, old-timer?  Good.  I’ll be early at the track."  Once, blowing a double play, **** allowed three runs.  "Old-timer, I’ll get those back for you," he said, and did:  two two-run homers.

In 1974, Elliot Gould visited Comiskey to hype his movie "M*A*S*H."  Allen asked:  "Who is that?"  Kaat explained.  "Yeah," **** shrugged, "but can he hit a slider?"  Jim smiled.  "No, but he probably can hit my Peggy Lee fastball:  You know, ‘Is that all there is?’"

From The Field to Radio/TV

Kitty joined the Phillies, Yankees, and Cardinals, then, retiring, became Reds pitching coach.  "I liked it, but hoped that my talent wasn’t limited to my arm."

In 1984, ESPN TV named the lifer to minor-league and college baseball.  Ex-CBSer Gene Kirby warned of tilt.  "If you say, ‘Trouble.  There’s a ball in the corner,’ ask yourself, ‘Trouble for whom?’  Don’t be a homer."  **** Enberg noted the baseball nut, no-nothing, and tepid fan "listening at the same time," Kaat said.  "Not the easiest job to ever come down the pike."

It got harder in 1986.  The rookie Yanks colorman was stranded by Phil Rizzuto:  "Kaat, I got to go to the men’s room."  Producer Don Carney burned.  "I know he went back to the hotel room.  Phil does that all the time."  The freshman soloed.  Dicier:  enduring George Steinbrenner.  "He’ll send notes telling you what to say," partner Bill White said.  "You have to take a stand."

Kaat did and was sacked, the truth having set him free.  "George’s a good-luck charm.  After my release, the Cards sign me and win the ’82 Series.  In ’86, George fires me and my career takes off."  1987:  Jim joined Atlanta.  1988:  Minnesota rehired him.  1990:  CBS’ new backup analyst flashed a good-guy air.  "This was a [L.C.S.] night for pitchers to excel," wrote Ron Bergman.  "Dave Stewart.  Roger Clemens.  Jim Kaat [on commentary]."  Kitty wanted coverage to "go on forever."  Instead, it went belly-up.

In 1994, Jim manned ESPN and The Baseball Network.  A year later, succeeding retiring Tony Kubek, he revisited Camp George’s giants, ghosts, and ghouls.  "It’s the Yankees," Kitty said, calling MSG color.  "What more can you ask for?"  Four world titles from 1996 to 2000.

The Last Hurrah

On August 7, 1995, dysfunctional Darryl Strawberry joined the Bombers.  Said Kaat:  "If [replaced Luis] Polonia was a tax evader, alcoholic, cocaine abuser, wife abuser, he’d probably still be on the team."  In 2002, having pitched or announced for 14 teams or networks, Kitty, settling down, made Steinbrenner’s new regional cable-TV Yankees Entertainment and Sports (YES) Network.  "At first he seemed mild for New York," said a critic.  "Then Jim grows on you":  credible, his voice high and plain, baring an upper Midwest nothing-but-the-whole truth core.

Commissioner Bud Selig barely foiled a 2002 work stoppage.  "Baseball people will tell you if they left it to [ex-CEO] Paul Beeston, not Selig," Jim said, ‘they would have had an agreement a year ago."

In 2003, manager Joe Torre ordered Jose Contreras to Triple-A.  Overruling him, Steinbrenner sent the pitcher to instruction.  Kitty:  "It undermines his [Torre's] credibility, and makes him look like he lied."

Like Selig, Boss George fumed.  Insiders nodded.  This weekend we will shake our heads.  "Just too much travel," Kaat says.  "I’m looking forward to life without a schedule."  Free, this baseball lifer can look in the mirror — and be pleased at what looks back.

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